Authority Figures Pillows

Yobs trying to put a policeman into a blue bottle bank

Vlad the Impala

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

Barack Obama's To Do list.

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

BLESS YOU

"Are you sure it's okay for cardinals to live at a Protestant church?"

Political Issues

Trappist talk show.

"I like to keep things simple."

'My problem is that I am an informed citizen.'

Osborne's Tax Cuts

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

"We used to do business more transparently, but it was too disturbing."

"I like what you have here but the title seems a little pushy."

Interfaith dialogue

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

Lady Jane Grey

Horace Mann

Coming to a consensus.

Two steps backwards-one step forward.

Caution: Crumbling Economies

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

"Did we get the line item veto?"

Continental marshal