Authority Figures Pillows

Yobs trying to put a policeman into a blue bottle bank

Vlad the Impala

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

Barack Obama's To Do list.

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

Political Issues

"Are you sure it's okay for cardinals to live at a Protestant church?"

BLESS YOU

Running shoes? You have the wrong idea about "fasting," Brother Ernest!

Trappist talk show.

"I like to keep things simple."

'My problem is that I am an informed citizen.'

Osborne's Tax Cuts

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

So close... Yet so far.

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

Interfaith dialogue

"I like what you have here but the title seems a little pushy."

Lady Jane Grey

"We used to do business more transparently, but it was too disturbing."

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

Horace Mann

"No, he's not grounded anymore. He used his allowance and lawyered up."

Coming to a consensus.

Psychologist Birthdays

Two steps backwards-one step forward.

Caution: Crumbling Economies

"They're really more like a bucket list."

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you