"They're really more like a bucket list."
Authority Figure Mugs
Looking for a gift for your authority figure? Our humorous and stylish mugs celebrate leadership and command respect—perfect for the boss or mentor who deserves a smile with their coffee or tea.
'Cloning is banned...not clowning...cloning!!'
Rude ID photo.
"I never knew my psychic hotline business would be so busy!"
Unto thee shall pass the executive laser pointer. Take this authority and delegate it.
Barack Obama's To Do list.
Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!
"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"
Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.
'Of course he didn't believe the stork story. Try telling him we made him with a 3D printer.'
"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."
"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"
Running shoes? You have the wrong idea about "fasting," Brother Ernest!
BLESS YOU
Trappist talk show.
"I like to keep things simple."
'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'
So close... Yet so far.
The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!
Spilled Milk
"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"
"No, he's not grounded anymore. He used his allowance and lawyered up."
Coming to a consensus.
Baby Bird
'All right. Who's in charge around here?'
Continental marshal
Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you
Yossi's mother couldn't understand why he was struggling socially.
'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'
The boss is always right.
'No kid, I don't remember your mother! Christ, I've impregnated DOZENS of test-tubes!'
The Codfather.
"...No, he can't really fly...no, the bad guys really don't have a ray gun...no, this cereal really isn't the best food in the whole world...no, it won't make you as strong as a giant..."
Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties
"I like things to be done my way but by somebody else."
Authority Figure Mugs Collection
Authority Figure Pillows
Brighten up their space with fun pillows celebrating authority and leadership—perfect for the dedicated professional with a sense of humor.
Authority Figure Prints
Find the perfect print to honor authority figures—add a playful or respectful touch to their office or home with our unique designs.
Authority Figure T-Shirts
Check out our witty authority figure t-shirt designs—great for bosses and leaders who appreciate humor and style in their wardrobe.