Authoritative Figures Mugs

"No, he's not grounded anymore. He used his allowance and lawyered up."

Vlad the Impala

Barack Obama's To Do list.

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

'Damn! McGee's good!'

BLESS YOU

Running shoes? You have the wrong idea about "fasting," Brother Ernest!

Trappist talk show.

"I like to keep things simple."

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

So close... Yet so far.

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

Horace Mann

Lady Jane Grey

'We don't believe your story: a wolf would never attack a sheep.'

Psychologist Birthdays

"They're really more like a bucket list."

Brothers Grimm

Continental marshal

The Gweat Twain Wobbery.

Baby Bird

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

Charles I

The Codfather.

'Your mum and I are thinking about giving your power of attorney...' - 'Yes! Yes! Yes! I'm rich! Rich!' - '...and now, strangely, I'm having second thoughts.'

Bill's new strap-on steer horns helped give him more clout at the office.

Mayor Gojo presents a keycard to the city to celebrity.

To give more clout to his disciplining style, Principal Dave Murdock installed a wind tunnel in his office.

'You can't just get up and leave without permission.'

"Ya gotta obey the rules otherwise there's anarchy!"

What the numbers are telling us

'He's really OK, except for the power trips.'