Authority Figure Skeptic Mugs

Policeman tells dying man to move along.

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

Politicians are from Uranus.

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

"I'm not the responsible party. I have people for that."

"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!"

"The president says it's a weather balloon."

'You know things are screwed up when people take late-night comedians seriously and politicians as a joke.'

Please be seated. A jack booted government thug will be with you shortly.

"What're you doing? Your contract forbids you from watching 'cute baby video' on YouTube."

'I'm going to be honest about this -- I'm from the Government, and I'm here to bamboozle you.'

'We don't believe your story: a wolf would never attack a sheep.'

'Why does everybody tell lies about me?'

"They're really more like a bucket list."

'No 'Natural Environment,' next 127 miles - Govt. test study.'

"More government regulations, Mr. Maslin?"

"I have every confidence that the measures taken will encourage spending..."

"What do the know!"

"An election is like a car repair where the car owner has to pay a lot of money to have old broken parts replaced with new broken parts."

'Okay - Who built this site?'

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'Your medical coverage does not consider that a medical necessity.'

"The minister has instructed us to get rid of 43% of meaningless targets in the next 43 days." "Could we start with that one?"

'Hi - I'm from the Government, and I'm here to implant this little chip in your brain.'

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

Politics section of a library: 'Lies', 'Lies', or 'Damn Lies'.

Newt, a man of ideas. . . We didn't say they were good ideas.

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