Authoritarian Vibes Pillows

'...and I say without fear of contradiction...'

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

"He's So Your Type."

"I like to keep things simple."

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

Easter Bonnet

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

Putin still has 54% of votes

'I've never had to butter up the boss. I've always been the boss.'

'Hey! Have you heard the awful news?!'

Continental marshal

Hipness Replacement Surgery.

'Move along Sir, nothing to see'

'Your mum and I are thinking about giving your power of attorney...' - 'Yes! Yes! Yes! I'm rich! Rich!' - '...and now, strangely, I'm having second thoughts.'

'Don't touch him. He's grandfathered in.'

Marriage counselor clients: 'Always right,,,never wrong'

"I have reason to believe that you are the notorious 'graffiti granny'.."

'He's really OK, except for the power trips.'

'There's a car in my parking spot! Torch it!'

Alexander Lukashenko makes his opponents disappear.

"Off with their heads!"

Power: 'It's mine and you can't have it.'

'You know what I like about being the boss? I can take as long as I like to make a snap decision.'

"We have a certain spirit here, Cosgrove. We call it 'esprit de corporation'."

Donald Trump

Trump refuses to commit to peaceful transition

"Ugh, they gave us these L badges for 'liberal' but I'm a leftist!"

"Sire. I fear that we shall have to turn back. He has a hi-vis vest and a road cone."

"I feel a lot safer around here since your Grandad joined the Neighbourhood Watch!"

"Okay, so we'll stop calling them delusions of grandeur now that you've been appointed supreme leader for life."