Authoritarian Humor Mugs

"Remember...there are two rules in this house. The first rule is that while you live under this roof, you do as I say. The second rule is...there are no other rules!"

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

Stockwell's day

The Art of Misdirection

Federal Departument of Edutainment.

'The attack will have to wait until tomorrow Congressman. Today is furlough day. . .'

"Here's my idea. . . we offer Trump the Nobel Peace Prize as a quid pro quo for leaving office."

"You mean to tell me I can only vote against one Congressman?"

"I figure if I don't have that third martini, then the terrorists win."

'Mr. Putin, annexation of Crimea was nice, but wouldn't Ukraine, Lithuania, Estonia, and Latvia also be nice addictions to your Empire?'

Putin still has 54% of votes

Brexit Trip

A day at the UN.

"Are you sure that this is the correct dress for a political event?"

'I just had the greatest idea! -- Let's deregulate ourselves!'

Trump's Speechwriters

"It's easy being a congressman once you let go of your grip of reality."

'We didn't see any radiation.'

Unpopular Christmas cookie shapes

Oy Vey...

Nick Clegg.

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

Citizenship test no 17, 'the t-shirt over head'.

'. . . But where's the beef?'

"51st State, eh?!"

Land Of The Free And Home To A Lot Of Cheap Stuff

"What??? For that money I used to get at least a judge, a congressman, and a city councilman!!"

The Kommander in Khief

Missiletoe