Authoritarian Humor Prints

"Remember...there are two rules in this house. The first rule is that while you live under this roof, you do as I say. The second rule is...there are no other rules!"

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

Reagacentennial

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

Stockwell's day

Antiwar Democrats Get Tough

The Art of Misdirection

Federal Departument of Edutainment.

'Mr. Putin, annexation of Crimea was nice, but wouldn't Ukraine, Lithuania, Estonia, and Latvia also be nice addictions to your Empire?'

"I figure if I don't have that third martini, then the terrorists win."

"You mean to tell me I can only vote against one Congressman?"

'The attack will have to wait until tomorrow Congressman. Today is furlough day. . .'

"Here's my idea. . . we offer Trump the Nobel Peace Prize as a quid pro quo for leaving office."

Putin still has 54% of votes

"Are you sure that this is the correct dress for a political event?"

Brexit Trip

'I just had the greatest idea! -- Let's deregulate ourselves!'

A day at the UN.

Trump's Speechwriters

Repeal and Reject

"51st State, eh?!"

'We didn't see any radiation.'

Unpopular Christmas cookie shapes

"It's easy being a congressman once you let go of your grip of reality."

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

'. . . But where's the beef?'

Citizenship test no 17, 'the t-shirt over head'.

Nick Clegg.

Oy Vey...

Land Of The Free And Home To A Lot Of Cheap Stuff

No Medicinal Marijuana. I hear ya … After a long day of protesting, nothing calms the nerves like a scotch and a cigarette.

On today's "Ask Sadie" Radio Hour, we'll talk about the elephant in the room: Hillary Clinton's age. And Bernie's too. Forget all this PC nonsense, I'll just come right out and say it: Their age disqualifies them. These children don't know anything about life. I bet they haven't even gotten their first hip replacement yet. Nice to know we'll always be young to somebody. Earth is young to her.

"You are breaking so many laws right now I don't even know where to begin."

The Kommander in Khief

No Country Has Interefered with Other Countries' Elections More Than the US. Why Should Anyone Listen to Our Complaints About Russia?