Australian Politics Pillows

'I am the leader.'

The Fraser Legacy

"Did you know the Queen of Australia barracks for England?"

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Trump Poutine

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

The Russian Election.

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

New Resident of Downing Street

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

Joe Biden

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

2016 election squabbles!

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

Honest Voting Stickers

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

Joe Biden

Palin 2012

An American flag being hung by Trump's tie

Election 2020

Election slot machine. No matter the outcome, I always lose money.

'It's the consistently defininative obscure obviation coupled with absolute commitment to incomprehensible policy objectives that I find appealing.

"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."