Australia Vs. England Fan Prints

'Out batted, out bowled, out fielded!'

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

'...I don't like your chances!'

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

Birds doing the 'wave'.

'Now then you two, you can't both be Australia - one of you has to be England!'

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

"He's in training for the World Cup."

The USA football team goes on the offensive.

"I admit saying England had no hope of winning the World Cup, me Lord, but it isn't treason."

'Last quarter, Jeremy, you dropped two passes. Could you tell our viewers how you plant to catch this pass?'

Soccer Moms

Roy Hodgson

England And The Ashes

"You were right, girl. No one has autumn leaves like Vermont!"

England footballers 'Playing Away'

"You mock, sir—you mock a sport storied and beloved. I, sir, pity you."

"Most of the apostles can make it but Thomas is doubtful"

Lawrence Dallaglio

"Of course the English wouldn't be doing so well if they weren't winning."

'Cup match or not, Sir, you'll just have to cancel this afternoon's game . . .'

Marcus Smith

Eva's excitement about the canopy bed that Patrick had arranged for their honeymoon fizzled as soon as she walked in the door.

"You've pulled your hamstring..."

Ned Kelly's (an Australian outlaw) continual problem.

'The selectors must be meeting...'

'Just 3 problems with the England team - they can't bat, can't bowl and can't field!'

'I used to be bipolar till I started supporting England.'

David Moyes

Chicken, cow and pig playing American Football...chicken lays an egg and cow carries on playing.

England rugby squad hit losing streak: 'A bit like the one they hit from the early 80's to the late 90's.'