England Vs Australia Aficionado Prints

'Now then you two, you can't both be Australia - one of you has to be England!'

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

World Cup Fever

'...I don't like your chances!'

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

The commentators want to run the officials...

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

"He's in training for the World Cup."

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

Sign: 'Gerrards Cross - Owens Volley'.

"I admit saying England had no hope of winning the World Cup, me Lord, but it isn't treason."

England And The Ashes

'And a second degree in Australian studies.'

England footballers 'Playing Away'

The Flying Pig: Free drinks (if England win on penalties)

Roy Hodgson

'The problem with being Australian icons is that we're so easily spotted as tourists abroad...'

"Of course the English wouldn't be doing so well if they weren't winning."

Marcus Smith

'Out batted, out bowled, out fielded!'

"Remember, when you score all hell will break loose!"

Lawrence Dallaglio

"I don't care how many chances the buffalo bills got�you're through!"

'The selectors must be meeting...'

"Can't keep away, eh...?"

'Just 3 problems with the England team - they can't bat, can't bowl and can't field!'

"Stop the commercialisation of football!!!"

"Here, take it if you want it so much!"

It's a football Sunday down there! The endorphins stayed at the tailgate party and are missing a great game! Seconds to go, and our team is down by two points! The coaching staph has sent in a play, and the neuron is calling the signals. The defense expected an adrenaline rush, but they lofted a high pass to a helium atom! Time for one more play! Yay! Woo hoo! Are they close enough to try a field goal? I think so, they're surrounded by blood cells! Yes! They're in the red zone!

'When you walk through a storm, hold your head up high...'