England Vs Australia Aficionado Prints

'Now then you two, you can't both be Australia - one of you has to be England!'

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

'...I don't like your chances!'

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

The commentators want to run the officials...

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

'And a second degree in Australian studies.'

The Flying Pig: Free drinks (if England win on penalties)

England footballers 'Playing Away'

'The problem with being Australian icons is that we're so easily spotted as tourists abroad...'

'Out batted, out bowled, out fielded!'

Marcus Smith

"Of course the English wouldn't be doing so well if they weren't winning."

"Remember, when you score all hell will break loose!"

"I don't care how many chances the buffalo bills got�you're through!"

'The selectors must be meeting...'

'Just 3 problems with the England team - they can't bat, can't bowl and can't field!'

"Stop the commercialisation of football!!!"

"Here, take it if you want it so much!"

"Can't keep away, eh...?"

England rugby squad hit losing streak: 'A bit like the one they hit from the early 80's to the late 90's.'