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'...I don't like your chances!'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

'Researching the opossum article.'

'I hate it when he has friends around'.

"You say that I love the Liverpool football team more than I love you?...."

'Delusions are a common symptom of World Cup fever.'

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'

"He's in training for the World Cup."

Australian punk

Steve Vizard

When Koalas aren't being cuddly.

Lawrence of Tasmania

Baby Marsupial On Board

'I would've done better in geography, but the test on Australia boomeranged.'

Australian stress counselling.

The Easter Bilby

'I couldn't have done it without my mates!'

England footballers 'Playing Away'

'The problem with being Australian icons is that we're so easily spotted as tourists abroad...'

kangaroo with boxing gloves

'This dingo penpal of his - they're Australian aren't they?'

Red Kangaroo

Magritte character has apples hanging from hat like corks, Australian-style.

"Which of life's mysteries are you contemplating today?"

"It's okay mate, I only need the cork from your bottle."

Kangaroos enjoy a drink during 'Hoppy hour'.