Australia Day Pillows

What a coincidence... they've invaded on Australia Day

Australian 'Then' and 'Nows', BBQ's

Queen's final visit to Australia: 'STrewth! Chack anatha prawn on the barbie Phil..'. Charles 'Apparently, the Aussies insisted on a few conditions..'

"May be next year he'll make you a Dame..."

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Clown on bike.

Here and There Trays

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

'I'm sorry, but everyone is in a meeting.'

Assault 'n' Vinegar

Fast food. Even faster food

National Everything Awareness Day

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

'What's wrong now?'

The best financial decision I ever made.

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

"A dozen eggs and a pint of semi-skimmed...Sorry, looks like I left my presentation in my other coat."

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

Organization is not rocket science!

Food Chain, Inc: 'UP...DOWN'.

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'