Austerity Awareness Advocate T-Shirts

'Sorry son, I need to supplement my pension.'

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

Pre-Old Blues

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

More Unequal Than Others

'We've completed the spending review and there won't be any.'

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"Isn't it comforting that even in our fast-moving times there are still things that remain as they were?"

Sewer Rats

A Company Run By One Genius Supervising Thousands of Morons

"Are you V.A.T. registered..?"

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

Great. What do I get the man who already HAS nothing? It's a birthday party.

Shared Poverty

'Nine years of college for this?'

Street Organist in the East End Slums

Trickle down...

'Who would you rather be poor under - Labour, the Tories or the Lib Dems?'

"They could make a Drachma out of this crisis."

'Hon, I'm going shiplifting something for our dinner.'

Opium Den 2019

'The most common side effect of this medication is loss of disposable income.'

Wayne Swan

"It's a part of the new austerity program – e now run things by paralegal."

"Jesus was a champion of the poor. If he came back today, you would not be able to hear him over the sound of religious conservatives booing his liberal agenda."

'Don't it warm yer heart Alf to know the recession is over?'

"But do you feel invisible?"

'Thank you for participating in the 'Redistribution of Wealth' movement.'

Please give! Buying organic food doesn't come cheap.

Please solve this problem by throwing money at it.

'It's very rare. We don't even have a colored ribbon for it yet.'

'You have to spend money to make money, and Walter just HATES it.'

Tightening the belt in the European Union.