Austerity Analyst T-Shirts

'It's good to see more police on the street.'

"The endless string of budget cuts are making things impossible. It's the worst part of this job. Having to spread so much time with people at the very end of their tether...people with no hope, no optimism for the future...people in a state of despair! A

'Apparently we're to use the budget that's been cut to encourage the volunteers we haven't got because they've been put on schemes to fill in for services that no longer exist!'

'We've completed the spending review and there won't be any.'

Post Office 30km.

"They could make a Drachma out of this crisis."

Flags

Mario Draghi

Spot the difference.

'Bit of a staffing problem, Boss. We haven't got any left.'

World Economic Crisis.

Economy - USA.

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

Greek Crisis

Obama's Financial Reform Pill: I hope they won't need a glass of water.

Who blames who in health Insurance problems

"We will create 12,000 new jobs...but we only need 4,000 new employees because on these salaries they'll need three jobs each to make a living!"

Greek Crisis

Voting in the UK

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."

Working one day a year doesn't pay the bills

Brexit Calendar

"Care home deaths are collateral damage, as we continue to smoke screen statistics and fire off as many war analogy's as we can muster: in our battle, war, and heroic bun fight against Corvid-19 - in this, our not so finest hour!"

Euro leaves a crack in the Union

Financial crisis and layoffs

"Perkins, sometimes consistency is not a virtue."

'What gives you the idea we're on a sinking ship?'

"As most MPs are lawyers that should give you a clue as to the mess we are in!"

Brexit Seasons

'Bad news I'm afraid...You've got the worst inheritence for a generation.'

Going to Greece in a Handbasket.

Donald Trump

Kim Jong Un returns triumphant from his meeting with Putin - holds aloft a single potato.

Tonight's Weather Report Contains Some Alarming Material. Viewer Discretion Advised.