Austenite Mugs

'It's a Jane Austen adaptation, but set in the sixties - Incense and Insensibility.'

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

'They're dog roses!'

Mr Metrosexual.

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"Nihilistic customer service"

"What's wrong, girl? Trouble? Rachel can't decide which private school to attend?" "Upper West Side Lassie"

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

'I don't know what he's doing or why he's doing it, but by golly, I love his work ethic.'

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

"Sure, it's 'beautiful,' Ray, but where are the outlet stores?!"

Maypole

The Jerry Scarer

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

'I still don't understand why I couldn't use the path to get your Jane Austen stamps.'

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

"So much for watching a Jane Austen movie with my date. He kept waiting for the car chase!"

Sleeping at the computer.

'...How can I trust you to handle multimillion-dollar accounts if you can't even spin a basketball on your fingertip?'

'Sorry Gav, it takes more than a wet shirt to look like Mr Darcy.'

Darcy's feelings for Elizabeth increase.

"As always he found a way to duck out of working overtime!"

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

Conan the Barbarian's brother- Charles the Civilized.

'Very good job! I would like to show my appreciation in a practical way...Hip,hip hooray!'

Fun at the Office # 729: MEMO FANATICS IN THE HALL

"Maybe what's good for Wall Street isn't good for Main Street, but it's great for Tribeca."

Mothers Pride and Prejudice.

Jane Austen.

"Oh, that Jane. I thought you were talking about Jane Austen."

"This is the software for my head."