Austenite Mugs

'It's a Jane Austen adaptation, but set in the sixties - Incense and Insensibility.'

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

Mr Metrosexual.

'They're dog roses!'

"Nihilistic customer service"

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"What's wrong, girl? Trouble? Rachel can't decide which private school to attend?" "Upper West Side Lassie"

'I don't know what he's doing or why he's doing it, but by golly, I love his work ethic.'

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

The Jerry Scarer

Maypole

"Sure, it's 'beautiful,' Ray, but where are the outlet stores?!"

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

"So much for watching a Jane Austen movie with my date. He kept waiting for the car chase!"

'I still don't understand why I couldn't use the path to get your Jane Austen stamps.'

'...How can I trust you to handle multimillion-dollar accounts if you can't even spin a basketball on your fingertip?'

'Sorry Gav, it takes more than a wet shirt to look like Mr Darcy.'

Sleeping at the computer.

Darcy's feelings for Elizabeth increase.

'Very good job! I would like to show my appreciation in a practical way...Hip,hip hooray!'

Conan the Barbarian's brother- Charles the Civilized.

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

"As always he found a way to duck out of working overtime!"

"Maybe what's good for Wall Street isn't good for Main Street, but it's great for Tribeca."

"Oh, that Jane. I thought you were talking about Jane Austen."

Mothers Pride and Prejudice.

Jane Austen.

Fun at the Office # 729: MEMO FANATICS IN THE HALL

"This is the software for my head."