Aussie Humor Lover Pillows

'Typical Aussie bowler.'

Surfing koala.

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

Silicon Vale

"I'm glad you think it's funny."

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

Steve Irwin.

'Face facts, Lenny †your boomerang is not coming back.'

"Good news - You can get wine in pints now! Bad news - It's British wine."

A rainy holiday in Bournemouth.

'Ok, ok, ok. Just tell me the title.'

Queen's final visit to Australia: 'STrewth! Chack anatha prawn on the barbie Phil..'. Charles 'Apparently, the Aussies insisted on a few conditions..'

William Hague as a punk.

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

Get Over It, You Remoaners!

Lawrence of Tasmania

'What's the hardest thing about playing bowls?'

"Well Jenkins... I dare say we should have brought a second flyswatter."

"G'day mates! I'm Dan Undah! On today's walkabout we'll be searching for the feah some creecha's that in-aboot Satan's undah wold. . ."

Dawn French.

"Noooo! B is for Bullocks, B is for Braindead, and Beating Boris on the Bum with a Big Broom.Don't forget that Achmed."

"Who's the daddy?"

'That's Cat from Eastenders.'

"Looks like beach weather."

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

Les Bons Bourgeois - Returning home between 11 o'clock and midnight

OLD COMEDY vs. NEW COMEDY

Austrailian Vollyroo

Rowan Atkinson.

'When I started this journey I was a curate.'

Nice shiny...look, lots of lovely buttons...only ?13 billion...NPFit.

He instantly realised that the snake he had stumbled upon wasn't the ordinary, nonvenomous python but the feared Monty Python. However, impervious to British humor, Walter walked away unscathed.

Service and Emotional Support Animals...

'Hello Angus...I didn't recognise you.'