Aussie Humor Lover Pillows

'Typical Aussie bowler.'

Surfing koala.

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

Silicon Vale

"I'm glad you think it's funny."

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

'Face facts, Lenny †your boomerang is not coming back.'

Get Over It, You Remoaners!

William Hague as a punk.

Queen's final visit to Australia: 'STrewth! Chack anatha prawn on the barbie Phil..'. Charles 'Apparently, the Aussies insisted on a few conditions..'

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

"Good news - You can get wine in pints now! Bad news - It's British wine."

'Ok, ok, ok. Just tell me the title.'

A rainy holiday in Bournemouth.

Lawrence of Tasmania

'What's the hardest thing about playing bowls?'

"Well Jenkins... I dare say we should have brought a second flyswatter."

Rowan Atkinson.

"Noooo! B is for Bullocks, B is for Braindead, and Beating Boris on the Bum with a Big Broom.Don't forget that Achmed."

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

"G'day mates! I'm Dan Undah! On today's walkabout we'll be searching for the feah some creecha's that in-aboot Satan's undah wold. . ."

Austrailian Vollyroo

Les Bons Bourgeois - Returning home between 11 o'clock and midnight

"Who's the daddy?"

"Looks like beach weather."

'That's Cat from Eastenders.'

Nice shiny...look, lots of lovely buttons...only ?13 billion...NPFit.

'When I started this journey I was a curate.'

'Hello Angus...I didn't recognise you.'