Augusta Dreamer Gifts

I'd rather be in Augusta.

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"You're hired!"

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

Tourist

"I can't believe Asimov hasn't been cancelled yet. Imagine thinking he can write about our experience!"

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

I love my Uke.

Tourist in the desert

"I don't know - the minute I figured out how to make it self-aware it realized it was naked, ran, and hid from me."

Running out of Gas.

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

'Tell me more about your programmer.'

'These computers are starting to really creep me out.'

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

"Yeah, that's right...ignore me, pal! You don't want an instrument of my excellence and awesomeness that would instantly make you a chick magnet and the envy of all your friends!..."

"Today, State Street. Tomorrow, the State!"

'To eat or not to eat?'

"I bought my wife a diamond planet"

Happy Thought.

'You've never experienced the Amazon...it's a jungle.'

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

Gardening Tips - training fruit trees can greatly increase their yield

"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."

"I think he had the idea he was looking at costume jewelry."

I love Music.

Rick decides to save his real lyrics for when someone is actually listening.

"I worry what the next mass extinction might be..."

'Kleinzweck's theory is that the Universe is expanding because it's INHALING.'

"I don't want the sparkle of the diamond you're buying blinding me!"

Meanwhile on Earth - Inhabitants Are Doing Everything Humanly Possible.