Ai Dreamer Gifts

"I don't know - the minute I figured out how to make it self-aware it realized it was naked, ran, and hid from me."

"I worry what the next mass extinction might be..."

"We'll try putting you on a stronger antibionic"

A.I. Research: To err is human

"Health insurance, vacations, sick days? I'll be honest with you - we can't afford to hire people persons like you."

"You're hired!"

Meanwhile, up in the cloud....

Fold out ironing board next to a fold out ironing lady.

'Tell me more about your programmer.'

'These computers are starting to really creep me out.'

'I thought I had them all figured out, and then they started talking about their 'biological clocks.''

Robot and Radio

The UN translations include 'Javascript' for robots.

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

Rise of the Robots

"I can't believe Asimov hasn't been cancelled yet. Imagine thinking he can write about our experience!"

"A.I. summit..."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Desert Island Meals.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Pina Coladas

Desert Island BBQ

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'I blame global warming!'