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"I don't ignore her. I just can't hear her calling my name."

"Extreme miming"

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

M.C. Escher Exhibit Upstairs.

Escher exhibition first floor

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

'I hate frisking magicians!'

Leaning Tower of Pisa

'I'm not comfortable with his method of fixing our balance sheet.'

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

Artist chained to his drawing.

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

Desert island dweller sinks in sand.

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

Delusional Golfer's Optical Illusion

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"We're here, Harry."

Famous Optical Illusions!

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

'But Doc, I am an eagle: I can't be seen wearing glasses... Can't you prescribe contact lenses?'

'Pick a business card.'

'Look a huge bird!'

David Blaine, Age 60

A rose is a rose is a rose

10,000 Tasty Rabbit Recipes