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Laurel Canyon

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

The Artist

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"Extreme miming"

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

ThrEschers.

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

'What luck! A sound technician.'

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

Magic Tricks

'This graph may need some explaining...'

Juggler and Illusionist

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

'I hate frisking magicians!'

Leaning Tower of Pisa

"Go with the horizontal stripes. It'll make me look thinner when I stand next to you."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"The subwoofers really help."

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

Magic Act