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"Ding" "Dong"

Audio Books

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

Guitar Man.

Joe Henry

'It's an audio book: I'm too busy to read books...'

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

"I won't lie to you: It was quite an ordeal to move the upright piano in..."

'Ocean sounds won't be heard, so that we may bring you a paid commercial program on offshore investment opportunities.'

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

"Now. Hear. This."

"There's nothing wrong with your stereo. We just switched jobs. I'm now the tweeter and he's the woofer."

'You will meet a tall, dark and handsome man. He will play forward on the pro-basketball team you've just bought!'

"Yes, we can hear well at the back, but I'd be happy to change seats with anyone who can't..."

A woman listening to an audio guide

'Hoarse play.'

"I'm feeling rather spirited tonight, James. Put on something Mozarty but with a touch of Hendrix."

"Listen ... can you hear that? That’s the sound of four months of winter depression."

Daydreaming to other people's music on the train,

"Daddy, this is Fletcher - unplugged."

"The tide is out at the moment so here is some music while you are waiting..."

Extreme Sound Engineering

"What a time for it to go on the bunk!"

Tortured by music

'Fancy a dirty, quiet weekend somewhere?'

"There's nothing I like more than to curl up with a good book."

"You really ought to have your hearing checked."

When There is Simply No Time For Braising!

Ear Muffs - ".. and with your two weeks in Ibiza, you get a free pair of these."