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Audio Books

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

Guitar Man.

Joe Henry

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'It's an audio book: I'm too busy to read books...'

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

'Ocean sounds won't be heard, so that we may bring you a paid commercial program on offshore investment opportunities.'

"I won't lie to you: It was quite an ordeal to move the upright piano in..."

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

'You will meet a tall, dark and handsome man. He will play forward on the pro-basketball team you've just bought!'

"Now. Hear. This."

"Yes, we can hear well at the back, but I'd be happy to change seats with anyone who can't..."

"Wow, Gracie...you have a lot of music in you."

"There's nothing wrong with your stereo. We just switched jobs. I'm now the tweeter and he's the woofer."

'Hoarse play.'

"I'm feeling rather spirited tonight, James. Put on something Mozarty but with a touch of Hendrix."

A woman listening to an audio guide

"The tide is out at the moment so here is some music while you are waiting..."

"Daddy, this is Fletcher - unplugged."

Tortured by music

"What a time for it to go on the bunk!"

Extreme Sound Engineering

"Listen ... can you hear that? That’s the sound of four months of winter depression."

Daydreaming to other people's music on the train,

When There is Simply No Time For Braising!

'Fancy a dirty, quiet weekend somewhere?'

"You really ought to have your hearing checked."

"There's nothing I like more than to curl up with a good book."

I tried listening to an e-book, but I missed the tactile sensation of the tip of my finger on glass.