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"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

Robots In The Boardroom

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Tong!"

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"I don't know what I want, but I do know what I don't want, and I won't know one until I see the other."

Music producers.

Subwoofer

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"I got connected to the internet!"

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'