Auditors Gone Wild Gifts

Man losing everything to the IRS

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

'I knew this was a bad place to work when I saw that they call the company handbook 'the Owner's Manual.''

The Corporate Trust: 'Since we have an agreement of transparency with the feds, I don't need to remind all of you that this meeting never happened.'

"He'll never win this negotiation. He's saddled with numbers...but we have anecdotes."

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

IRS Audit Section

IRS Audits. Do you have tax records? No, I pay about the same as most people.

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

'When you are done balancing in your chair we will continue the meeting.'

'How do you expect the Government to bail you out of your financial crisis if you don't pay your taxes?'

"Carpe De Revenue!"

'There it is! I've isolated the origin of the firm's demise.'

'I'm here about the tax credits for business equipment which you listed in your return as 'Betty', 'Mabel', 'Liz'...'

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

'We've gone through your books and we demand payment in cash.'

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

"Hi, I'm Bob Darrel. I'm here to perform the audit of your books. Don't mind the vultures. They follow me everywhere."

"I only have two apps on my phone. One makes me spend all my money and the other gives me embezzling tips."

'I've invested my heart and soul in this company. I need a receipt for tax purposes.'

Monster under the bed.

"He put the 'fun' in funding."

'First, I want you to get your dependents off my desk.'

"It's what we agreed. I'd do the tax avoidance you'd do the tax evasion."

"Glad to see you Hotchkins... Abernathy must have been the company embezzler!"

'I may feel like a million bucks, but after taxes I look like two dollars and fifteen cents.'

"You're being audited. Are you nervous?"

When accountants carry out dawn raids.

"It's wearing a bit thin now, Peterson."

"Can they tell I cheated on my taxes?"

"About your self employed expenses, do you do anything purely for pleasure?"

'It's a bet - If I don't take this next one down, I owe you a hundred bucks.'

Audit of Losses