Audiophile In Denial Pillows

Compact Disc: "01011100110001011011010001111...."

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Middle-Age Superheroes

At the rock concert...

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

Couple sharing earbuds.

Music for car stereos

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Van Gogh's mp3-player.

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

At the CD shop.

Speaker Farmer.

'Here is your new stereo. It's got a SupaDeep Woofer System, with it's high octane surround sound, I'm sure it will fit smoothly into your life. But for God's sake; don't turn it on.'

No stopping. I'm binge-listening.

Air Pods.

'Mom, will you play me a bedtime story on tape?'

Here's your problem. You have an iPod.

'Forget the artwork who made the martinis?!'

'Quiet with your crisps please, I can't hear the film.'

Gramophone Headphone

'Don't you think it's time for us to get a stereo?'

"There's nothing wrong with your stereo. We just switched jobs. I'm now the tweeter and he's the woofer."

"Sorry!!", "What'd you say?!"

The Scream Painting

'Listen dear. He's playing our ringtone.'

'I couldn't decide what to wear to work so I just didn't go.'

"Everyone who cares about you is here, Frank, because we all feel it's time you quit wearing your baseball cap backwards."