Audiobook Narrator Gifts

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

Audio Books

'Dad's bedtime story was decent, but the special effects were non-existent.'

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"It's my autobiography. I call it, 'I Married Her For Her Money, And Other Gross Miscalculations'."

'It's an audio book: I'm too busy to read books...'

"I read the audio book."

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

Nick Offerman

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

"Is there an audio edition?"

'Son, history is important because it's the story of our past that we rewrite to understand our present.'

'I'm so glad this bedtime story comes in audio.'

Books-CDs-Tapes.

No stopping. I'm binge-listening.

"I think I'd rather wait till Benedict Cumberbatch does the audiobook."

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman."

Talking Books: 'Push button to hear what critics say about...'

'Mom, will you play me a bedtime story on tape?'

Books: Book on tape then back on book, then back on tape again. . . sold here!

'Let's get a few things straight. No speed reading, no silly voices, no skipping pages...'

Making an Audio Book: Quiet Please No Barking!!!

'Once upon a time there were three people...'

audiobooks...

Talking Books

Noisy Books

"Instead of careful interpretation of the prose, maybe try pronouncing even the most basic words like an insane person?"

Doris Lessing.

'I keep mine on my IPod.'

"I didn't actually read the book. I listened to it on audio."

"It's one of those large print audiobooks."