Audio Aerobics Appreciator T-Shirts

"Hey! I'm Aerating Here!"

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"Tong!"

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

'The aerobics will give you a more youthful appearance overall, but you need to see a podiatrist about your crows feet.'

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

Step aerobics

'...27...28...29...by golly, you're right, this is good aerobic exercise!'

Fitness Course.

Hexercise.

Plane with banner shoots at another.

"The company offers free Yoga and aerobics. You'll bend over backwards and jump through hoops."

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'

For Sale: Red Arrow

"I'm going to really need some Zumba after this!"

Always wear a bra during aerobics classes.

Segway Workout

"This CD player costs less than players selling for twice as much."

audiobooks...

'This is a solo number if you don't mind.'

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

"If mum's aerobic classes are to continue I'll need a passenger safety airbag fitted!"

'Bad pile up at the 6:30 Aerobics class today. If you're exercising, better take take the stationary bike or stair-master.'

"I admire your efforts, but you never should try exercising to rap music!"

'How was aerobics class?'

"What's wrong? Never seen earphones before?"

Power pack water jet pilot in trouble.

Doggy aerobics class - 'All right...we'll start with some tail-chasing...'