Audio Aerobics Appreciator T-Shirts

"Hey! I'm Aerating Here!"

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"Tong!"

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

'The aerobics will give you a more youthful appearance overall, but you need to see a podiatrist about your crows feet.'

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

Fitness Course.

'...27...28...29...by golly, you're right, this is good aerobic exercise!'

Step aerobics

Plane with banner shoots at another.

Hexercise.

"The company offers free Yoga and aerobics. You'll bend over backwards and jump through hoops."

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

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Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'

Conductorcize.

"I'm going to really need some Zumba after this!"

Always wear a bra during aerobics classes.

Segway Workout

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

'Bad pile up at the 6:30 Aerobics class today. If you're exercising, better take take the stationary bike or stair-master.'

'This is a solo number if you don't mind.'

Mmm � Massage. Facial. Body wrap. Stretching. Good work! I'm blissed out and ready for � aerobics.

"If mum's aerobic classes are to continue I'll need a passenger safety airbag fitted!"

audiobooks...

Power pack water jet pilot in trouble.

'How was aerobics class?'

"I admire your efforts, but you never should try exercising to rap music!"

"This CD player costs less than players selling for twice as much."

"What's wrong? Never seen earphones before?"