"My teacher says to tell you I'm having trouble with my ears. Everything goes in one and out the other."
Attention Span Advocate T-Shirts
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"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."
"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"
'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'
Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.
A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.
I read on Candorville.com that was rank 29,705th in the world when it comes to attention spans. What? Aren't there only 196 countries? The article didn't just include human countries. It included the various animal kingdoms and the plant republics. Did you know that Americans have an eight-second attention span ... but the goldfish who live in little Lionel Brown's aquarium kingdom at 1492 MLK Way in Candorville have a nine-second attention span? Are you sure you weren't reading a humor column?
"No, it hasn't anything to do with my presentation. But wait until you see how I hold everyone's attention with it sitting next to me at the podium."
This week is obscure charity awareness week.
'Ten things you should be worried about.'
'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'
"Let's get the important stuff out of the way while I'm still paying attention."
'Luckily he has dementia so he's go some imaginary friends coming in to look after him.'
"Are you one of these youngsters who has a very short attention span?"
"It helps me stay focused."
'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'
"We'd like to start out being very involved with you but eventually be drawn away to much more interesting cases down the hall."
Sewer Rats
Media Whore Raceway.
"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."
'Son, your teacher told me that you're having trouble focusing and other things that I zoned out on...'
One person's word balloon goes in one ear and out the other of the other person's ears.
"Are you listening to me?"
'It appears that your son's problems stem from attention deficit disorder.'
Anxiety/More Anxiety
Introducing...Superegoman!
Just to see the expression on their faces, store clerk Rodney Clatch liked to offer senior discounts to 40-something women.
"I worry what the next mass extinction might be..."
'Thank you for calling the attention deficit disorder hotline. . . please continue to hold. . .'
"But do you feel invisible?"
"In conclusion, J.D. Salinger's 'The Catcher in the Rye' is a commentary on the injustices and problems of society, especially pertaining to the isolation of individuals."
School for the Blind and School for the Inattentive.
"Hmm...this is an extreme case...!"
Sorry the dementia statistics are not ready, they keep losing count.'
'It's about your son's low attention span,,,'
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