Attention-seeker Vibes T-Shirts

'Look at me!! I'm standing!! I'm standing!!!'

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Pina Coladas

French wine

Stop Me Before I Grill Again

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

Old Book Smell

Death Photobombs a Holiday

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

'I love us when we're tan.'

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

Eddie longed for the days when kids played at recess instead of waiting for YouTube moments.

This is a classic TV show called "Father Knows Best." Before Google obviously.

Attention surplus

Centaur Driver

A blind conductor leading and blind orchestra

Hot Dog

I've always wanted to be enigmatic but I talk too much.

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

"It feels like 90 degrees out here."

'Hey, what's up? You're wearing your Friday face and it's only Tuesday.'

Man offers 1932 bottle of win and car keys to man with classic 1932 car.

"I'm sorry, Rudolph, but empathetic soulsource crystal navigation has made that nose of yours pretty much obsolete."

"I am underwhelmed by your so-called 'Infinity Pool."

"I have reason to believe that you are the notorious 'graffiti granny'.."

Penguin wearing Slippers

"You're thinking of a different cut, Mrs Sigmond. This piece comes from about here."

"With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!"

'Hey! Put me down. I'm not a cell phone.'

'I've had it with your bright, sunny, upbeat...'

Things look better through rose-tinted glasses.

'He admits it!'

Some of your spray tan came off in the pool.