Attending First Festival Prints

Glastonbury. After.

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Face painting.

Cimafunk

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Cariactures

Bacchus.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Country Bumpkin.

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Chano Pozo,

"Free Bird!"

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

Clown Face Painting

Pearly King and Queen

Old hippie gives peace sign.

Liam Gallagher.

Dancing at the Clubs.

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

The Running of the Brie

The dark side of Halloween.

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

'I was there, man - I didn't see you around.'

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

Earth Mother

I came, I saw, I partied!

"It makes you look old."