Festival Fan Prints

Slight dilemma in tasting the cheese.

Virgin Mary reads card: 'SORRY! The Angel Gabriel called to bring you glad tidings of great joy, but you were out.'

The Annual Chanukah Dilemma

'Yes, I'm ready for Pesach, but you know, matzah just doesn't attract the children like gingerbread.'

'It was great! I can't believe how silly humans really are...'

'Fete' Man going towards 'Beer tent' Woman going towards 'Cake tent'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

"You are a victim of organised violence. Go to hospital."

The dark side of Halloween.

Happy Cinque de Mayo!

LOLpalooza

God save the Queen.

Happy St Patrick's Day

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

"It makes you look old."

"Poor Sadie, this Pesach she finally cracked."

The Bull Who Chose Not To Run At Pamplona

'An egg and spoon race! That's horrible!'

"And I don't want you making a complete fool of yourself at the party."

Penny for Guy Offer

'Sorry, but I expect a bit more from a mime than 'it's a film, three words'.'

Jester

Bikers.

Easter Island Decorating

More proof that Christmas has become way too commercial.

Solstice 2022

'Do you mind?!'

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Pearly King and Queen

"What the hell is that guying doing up there?"

Just fifty miles north of Easter Island...

Carnival

Cornucopia

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

4 Great Life Hacks for the Holidays!