Attending Balls Mugs

A coxswain attempting to dance

Sloaney Pony.

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

Tennis ball girl.

'Excuse me, it's 1-2-3, 1-2-3, not bum-tit-tit, bum-tit-tit!'

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

Woman dancing with a hot water bottle.

I am your BIGGEST fan!

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

"How much longer, roughly, will you be introducing me as a 'disgruntled Republican'?"

'He hasn't missed a turnout in ten years!'

'Look, O'Brien, you can't just waltz in here like that and demand a raise.'

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

A Masked Ball

'Here. Don't forget to put on your 'party face'.'

'How about this for the masked ball?'

"This time I'm really, really going to throw it."

"You've got to blurb me to her."

The Dancing Academy

"Oh, my, I can tell—everybody in there has read Barbara Tuchman."

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

Bachelor gettin giddy from dancing

Masked Ball

Been a while since I've seen such a high scoring game!

A woman in a purple gown playing the piano

"He's my escort, and he's a teddy bear."

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.