Ball Enthusiasts Mugs

"You think you've been kicked-around a lot? Try being me for a day..."

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

I like the Jets...I guess

Holiday time.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Perils of the double play.

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'OK, now let's switch places.'

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

Official Team Cap With Beard

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

'Here is is. 'Vicarious: imagined participation in another's experience' ... it doesn't mean you actually get to play on your son's team.'

'I'll take the one on the right.'

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'