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AI Safety Officer

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"Welcome to the future"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

Robots In The Boardroom

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Artifishial Intelligence

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"What did you download at school today?"

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

"Your feelings may be artificial, but that doesn't mean they're not real."

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

Chef copy robot

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

Otto the SmartyCar!

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'