Attending A Summit T-Shirts

"Merry Christmas, dear friend Donnie!"

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

The interested bystanders.

G7 Summit Concern

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

AI Safety Officer

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Climate Conference. I'm glad you enjoyed my speech, but please don't call it the "high-water mark."

"I like to stay on top of things."

John couldn't help but think that his team had a different perspective on the event than he did...

"I see you've come a long way, Perkins."

Brueghel painting of European Leaders

'This is the third one today. Why can't the gynecologists have their convention someplace other than Vegas?'

Welcome. National Association of People Padding their Resumes with National Associations. And I think you'll agree, our pointless seminars have some really great titles this year!

"The memorabilia auction was a huge flop."

We are here!

The Anti-Racism Conference

'You can get into enough trouble just in Geneva -- no way you're going to a summit conference in LAS VEGAS!'

Mountaineer accidentally knocks off the peak of a mountain.

Please use next mountain.

Public Meetings: 'If you check the guide it's clear that you only need to say 'chair'.'

'At last! Everest conquered! Honey, hand me the corkscrew.'

'You can't cancel a summit meeting because of a bad haircut!'

'Are you ready to experience what no man has ever achieved before?'

'Good morning, and welcome to the National Symposium on Inner Ear Disorders.'

"Your first summit?"

'Your request for paid leave to the training conference has hit him hard.'

Putin and the EU

The quantum physicists enjoy a pre-conference stroll.

Prison Officers' Conference - Break Out Space.

Anger Management Seminar.

"I'm mainly here to petwork"