Attending A Military Ball T-Shirts

"Oh dear, I'm terrible with names."

Sloaney Pony.

All dressed up and no place to go

Brighton Bersagliere.

Un ballo in maschera

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

Veterans Day US

"I didn't realise it was a formal do."

"I'd like you two to meet Will and Diane Clampett. Will is the powerful chairman and chief executive officer of a large multinational corporation, and Diane is his passive-aggressive wife."

Masked Ball

A woman in a purple gown playing the piano

Bachelor gettin giddy from dancing

'You've definitely mastered it, Richard, but not every song is appropriate for the chicken dance.'

"You don't find a style. A style finds you."

Trump's Big Parade

"Sousa's back!"

Soldiers Ball at Huntsville, Alabama. Dancing the Virginia Reel

"Where's the nearest Detux centre?"

Ladies Night

A known problem when doves fly over the barracks.

'Be sure to take a companion that matches your dress, young lady!'

"Was it you dad's idea to play 'taps' at our wedding?"

Blue dress

The Official Talking Christmas Tree in Dress For Excess

Cinderella, you shall go to the ball!

'Yes I know he wanted to be in the catering corps.'

"David! It's only trendy to drink beer straight from the bottle!"

Red and Yellow dress

A soldier fills a mortar with champagne

'Could we get the Stones to play 'Satisfaction' when we pull out of Iraq?'

'Weren't you one of our leading intellectuals - until you were found out?'

"No Bellini for me. I'm being fueled by Xanax."

A Man Hides From His Dance Partner At A Ball.

A coxswain attempting to dance

'Our bugler is sick with the flu.'