Attending A Military Ball T-Shirts

"Oh dear, I'm terrible with names."

Sloaney Pony.

Un ballo in maschera

Brighton Bersagliere.

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

Veterans Day US

"I didn't realise it was a formal do."

Masked Ball

"I'd like you two to meet Will and Diane Clampett. Will is the powerful chairman and chief executive officer of a large multinational corporation, and Diane is his passive-aggressive wife."

A woman in a purple gown playing the piano

Bachelor gettin giddy from dancing

'You've definitely mastered it, Richard, but not every song is appropriate for the chicken dance.'

"You don't find a style. A style finds you."

"Sousa's back!"

Soldiers Ball at Huntsville, Alabama. Dancing the Virginia Reel

A known problem when doves fly over the barracks.

"Was it you dad's idea to play 'taps' at our wedding?"

Ladies Night

"Where's the nearest Detux centre?"

Blue dress

'Be sure to take a companion that matches your dress, young lady!'

Cinderella, you shall go to the ball!

'Yes I know he wanted to be in the catering corps.'

'Weren't you one of our leading intellectuals - until you were found out?'

"David! It's only trendy to drink beer straight from the bottle!"

Red and Yellow dress

A soldier fills a mortar with champagne

"No Bellini for me. I'm being fueled by Xanax."

A Man Hides From His Dance Partner At A Ball.

A coxswain attempting to dance

'Our bugler is sick with the flu.'

"Why, you poor child. You're running right over to Brooks Brothers."