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Military Waltz

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

Turn, turn and turn.

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

A little bird told me...

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

Dancing with the Star Wars

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Push for Disco...

Fun (circa 1955)

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

Champagne Bubble

Orchestra conductor

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried

Why do you direct the school musical, Mr. K? It's a privilege

Moulin Rouge Security

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

Love Birds love dancing together

Brighton Bersagliere.

Dance.

Waving from Behind the Curtain

Zumba

Modern Kids.

Music Hall Dancers

You're never too old for ballet!

Leaping

"I've seen lame mating dances before, but this one was the worst: He was trying to pick me up with Hip-Hop moves!"