Attending A Masquerade Ball T-Shirts

Masked Ball

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"You two seem oddly suited."

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Masquerade

Tiger Costume

Un ballo in maschera

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Snail Man

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

"Didn't anyone tell you it was a masked ball?

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

"I told you everyone would come as a bull or a bear..."

Honey Costume

Masquerade

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

A Masked Ball

Easter Egg

"The fancy dress store ran out of crutches."

Servant running after a couple dressed up for a fancy ball with the door-key

'Here. Don't forget to put on your 'party face'.'

Masked Ball

Arnold Schwarzenegger going to a party as Bach.

The rest of the herd were not amused.

Easter Bunny

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

'Have you met my rat of a husband?'