Attending A Film Award Ceremony Pillows

'...well you say you're Stephen Hawking but as Eddie Redmayne said he was going to turn up in character we're not too sure."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

Win - win

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

'Nine national treasures in one film! Start writing your Oscar speech, darling.'

'And now I'd like to name this month's recipient of the Dumbest Global E-mail Award...'

Jungle Games

"Ladies and gentlemen, I simply can't believe that I've won this award. I keep wanting to pinch myself."

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

"I'd like to thank my family, but, to be honest, I'm pretty sure I could've done it without them."

Oscars 2024

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

Barbie Oscars

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

Oscars acceptance speech.

'Oh man, every time.'

"You're going out there an annoying, mannered girl, but you're going to come back an indie queen."

Teacher of the Year: "Accepting for Susan Curtis is her clinical psychologist."

"The idiots don't realise that flying in a private jet is meant to be IRONIC!"

Ellen Page

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"First, I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"I want to thank all the little people."

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

Theodore Roosevelt wins the Nobel Peace Prize.

"I think I just won Best Director!"

Base chapel.

'We come to this planet in search of a movie deal. . . like 'E.T.'.'

"Nominations for best skinny mad white dude goes to..."

School administrator of the year "Accepting for Susan Curtis is her clinical psychologist."

"And, should you ever lose the key to the city, I hid another one here."

Oscar Victory