Attending A Film Award Ceremony Pillows

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Win - win

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

'And now I'd like to name this month's recipient of the Dumbest Global E-mail Award...'

Jungle Games

"Ladies and gentlemen, I simply can't believe that I've won this award. I keep wanting to pinch myself."

Barbie Oscars

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

"I'd like to thank my family, but, to be honest, I'm pretty sure I could've done it without them."

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

Oscars 2024

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

Oscars acceptance speech.

"The idiots don't realise that flying in a private jet is meant to be IRONIC!"

"You're going out there an annoying, mannered girl, but you're going to come back an indie queen."

Teacher of the Year: "Accepting for Susan Curtis is her clinical psychologist."

'Oh man, every time.'

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"First, I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"I want to thank all the little people."

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

School administrator of the year "Accepting for Susan Curtis is her clinical psychologist."

"I think I just won Best Director!"

'We come to this planet in search of a movie deal. . . like 'E.T.'.'

"Nominations for best skinny mad white dude goes to..."

"And, should you ever lose the key to the city, I hid another one here."

Theodore Roosevelt wins the Nobel Peace Prize.

Base chapel.