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Mushroom Crowd'- A take on atomic energy.

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Tourists

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

The Fall of Gnome

Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

Macbeth: Take Two

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

"Mom lets me eat my fill of junk food as long as I can pronounce all the chemical ingredients."

Science Fair Judgements

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.