Atomic History Buff T-Shirts

"If you pick this one, you'll have an island paradise all to yourself. No one's been there since they tested the atom bomb on it."

Mushroom Crowd'- A take on atomic energy.

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Tourists

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'Einsteiners.'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

Lots of personal improvement classes are going on down there. The white blood cells are teaching a self-defense class. The neuron is instructing others about improving communication skills. And a proton and cornea cell have teamed up to teach a class on staying focused and positive! Is the helium atom participating in any of this? No, he thinks he's above it all!

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

The Fall of Gnome

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

"When I said make it RIGHT, I meant correctly."

Macbeth: Take Two

"Mom lets me eat my fill of junk food as long as I can pronounce all the chemical ingredients."

Science Fair Judgements

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

Maybe the gods aren't angry. Maybe the gods are just yanking our chain.

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"