Atm Challenger T-Shirts

'Only you could do that to an ATM!'

"My email is down... talk to me."

Cash Machines From Across the Land

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

"You can't just put on the uniform whenever you don't want to have a conversation, Barry."

Tips encouraged by ATM machine.

"Fifty is plenty.". . . "Hundred and fifty."

'I think I see your problem. You didn't use the swear words listed in the assembly instructions.'

'Anyone can get to school on time if he tries hard enough, Eddie.'

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

'Hot Apple Pie' from a cash machine

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

"And they tell us money is hard to come by."

'Thank you for picking me as your ATM machine...but before I dispense your money, here's a word from Ed's Bar & Grill...'

'To me he's more than just a pet.'

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

Caveman waits for his money from a cash dispenser as behind the scenes another caveman chips away at a rock.

10 items or less

'Hand over all your money or the toaster gets it!'

'As many items as I want or no customer!'

Saving for Winter.

'We've had a cash machine put in.'

The Cash Pointer Sisters

'Today in Money Management class we learned the value of locating the nearest ATM.'

"It says, 'sorry ... I forgot you're three hours earlier out there'."

'I win!!

"Go to school, study hard, then in the real world we have to compete against artificial intelligence."

Trapeze Lion

'You're not old enough to refuse to discuss things!'

Elderly couple bearing a sign: '...We take ages.'

'Don't believe a word of it. He got me at the fish market.'

'She says I won't understand her until I've walked a mile in her shoes.'