Atm Encounter Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Hold on – I was putting my card in upside down."

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'I love it when you talk big bucks, Mr. Williams.'

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

I have a dream.

Save! O% interest on your deposits.

When I make it, I like to see it.

All Major Cash Honored.

Tips encouraged by ATM machine.

"Fifty is plenty.". . . "Hundred and fifty."

'Don't you ever take a break?'

'Hot Apple Pie' from a cash machine

Earl checks his balance at the bank.

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

'To me he's more than just a pet.'

Contemporary Consumerism

"And they tell us money is hard to come by."

'Thank you for picking me as your ATM machine...but before I dispense your money, here's a word from Ed's Bar & Grill...'

Caveman waits for his money from a cash dispenser as behind the scenes another caveman chips away at a rock.

Very best ATM's.

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

'I liked them better when they were ATMs.'

'Hand over all your money or the toaster gets it!'

The Cash Pointer Sisters

The bank has modernized the ATM's! I could do without the laugh track when I ask for my balance.

Saving for Winter.

'We've had a cash machine put in.'

'Today in Money Management class we learned the value of locating the nearest ATM.'

'I'm conducting my own stress test!'

'I win!!

To complete your withdrawal, select denomination. $20's $10's Heads Tails

'Is it out of order or out of money?'

"Nothing is wrong with the machine. Press the buttons harder. You need to work on your people skills."

Actually, I don't need to pass "go" now that they put ATMs on St. Charles and Pennsylvania.