Atm Challenger Mugs

'Only you could do that to an ATM!'

"My email is down... talk to me."

Cash Machines From Across the Land

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

"You can't just put on the uniform whenever you don't want to have a conversation, Barry."

Tips encouraged by ATM machine.

"Fifty is plenty.". . . "Hundred and fifty."

'I think I see your problem. You didn't use the swear words listed in the assembly instructions.'

'Anyone can get to school on time if he tries hard enough, Eddie.'

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

'Hot Apple Pie' from a cash machine

'Thank you for picking me as your ATM machine...but before I dispense your money, here's a word from Ed's Bar & Grill...'

'To me he's more than just a pet.'

"And they tell us money is hard to come by."

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

Caveman waits for his money from a cash dispenser as behind the scenes another caveman chips away at a rock.

Very best ATM's.

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

'As many items as I want or no customer!'

Saving for Winter.

10 items or less

'Today in Money Management class we learned the value of locating the nearest ATM.'

'Hand over all your money or the toaster gets it!'

'We've had a cash machine put in.'

The Cash Pointer Sisters

The bank has modernized the ATM's! I could do without the laugh track when I ask for my balance.

Trapeze Lion

Elderly couple bearing a sign: '...We take ages.'

"It says, 'sorry ... I forgot you're three hours earlier out there'."

'You're not old enough to refuse to discuss things!'

To complete your withdrawal, select denomination. $20's $10's Heads Tails

'I win!!

Sometimes my willpower needs a little reminding. Stop looking at your phone.

"Go to school, study hard, then in the real world we have to compete against artificial intelligence."

'Don't believe a word of it. He got me at the fish market.'