Atm Avoider Pillows

(Dart! ….. I pressed the button for instructions in Spanish!)

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

Sawdust.

"Fifty is plenty.". . . "Hundred and fifty."

"They hired a cat to distract them from thoughts of change."

Earl checks his balance at the bank.

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

Is there any history of not paying medical bills in your family? M.D.

"And they tell us money is hard to come by."

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

'You can't avoid death...You can't avoid taxes...and you can't avoid having your name on computerized mailing lists.'

"Wow. That guy on psychic chat line is really good. He told me our next phone bill would be bigger than usual!"

"My doctor told me to avoid any unecessary stress, so I didn't open his bill."

'How To Say No To Sales People'.

'Look, I just expect more from a muse.'

Caveman waits for his money from a cash dispenser as behind the scenes another caveman chips away at a rock.

Very best ATM's.

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

'Today in Money Management class we learned the value of locating the nearest ATM.'

The Cash Pointer Sisters

Saving for Winter.

'That's right! No huffing a puffing for 30 minutes on a treadmill. We've developed a new stress test that is faster and more accurate.'

"But this is the way we've always done it."

How to Tell when You're Asking for Directions from a NASCAR Fan: 'Make a left, then hang a left, take another left followed by a left...'

To complete your withdrawal, select denomination. $20's $10's Heads Tails

'I win!!

Introducing the 1040 - F.I.* Form (*The tax return for the financially incompetent.)

"It says it's sick and tired of telling me to update my software and if I don't do it right now it's going to explode."

'Is it out of order or out of money?'

"I've got this phobia about paying bills...."

"Nothing is wrong with the machine. Press the buttons harder. You need to work on your people skills."

'Most of your repressed memories involve not paying my fees.'