Athletics Aficionado Prints

'With the latest gold prices I think your medals are worth more than mine.'

High jumper with performance-enhancing drugs.

The British relay team find a safe way of handing on the baton.

Multitasking executive dog

Late entry in the Hop, Skip and Jump event!

Doping - high jump

'George is Jessica Ennis' biggest fan.'

101 uses of a dead cat: spring board.

'He's been gone a good five minutes.'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

First Prize!

Man looking at book about Triple Jump.

Javelin Rocket.

Discus accidents.

'Just remember at the Olympics the finish line has become the bottom line.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

The Harper Plays Cricket.

Cristiano Ronaldo

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

A skier and a paraglider

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

Football.

Fox hunting.

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'