Athletic Aficionado Prints

Football

Major US universities, public view: ATHLETICS...everything else.

'Steeee-rike three!'

"It would be a monument to 21st century sport!"

"Portrait of a Lady"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

"I told him he should have trained more."

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

First Prize!

The Harper Plays Cricket.

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

Cristiano Ronaldo

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

A skier and a paraglider

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

Multitasking executive dog

101 uses of a dead cat: spring board.

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

Fox hunting.

Football.

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

Soccer player being showered with toilet roles and a toilet.

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."