Athletic Aficionado Prints

Rafael Nadal

Football

Major US universities, public view: ATHLETICS...everything else.

'Steeee-rike three!'

"It would be a monument to 21st century sport!"

'Sounds like it'll flop.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

"I told him he should have trained more."

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

Pole Vault Rules

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

The Harper Plays Cricket.

First Prize!

Cristiano Ronaldo

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

Fox hunting.

101 uses of a dead cat: spring board.

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

Thibaut Nicolas Marc Courtois

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

Multitasking executive dog

Football.

A skier and a paraglider

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

"I need to buy a faster fastball."