Athleticism Observer Prints

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

Football Fans

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Church for sports worshipers.

"Portrait of a Lady"

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

'Another football scholarship offer?'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Pete Sampras

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

At the 2021 Religious Games

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

A married couple share the same pole vault.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Raheem Sterling

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Running

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Football

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

'He always tees off like that. He used to throw the discus in college.'

Hockey Season.

'We're looking for athletic people.'