Gym Observer Prints

'This is my favorite machine in the gym.'

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"We're exclusively delts."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

Bench Press Accident

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Exercising

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

I have been working so hard I haven't gone to the gym in ages. You've been trying to make ends meet and forgot about the middle!