Athletic Irony Lover Mugs

'I'm sorry, we can't declare you the winner. You have high blood pressure.'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"I didn't know they made a 'Sitbit'"

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

'The NHS is committed to patients having control over their care...So if you'd like to check your symptoms online I'll be back later for a diagnosis and careplan.'

"We're not admitting any wrong doing, but we've agreed to pay a ten Zillion dollar fine.''

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

"If your internet doesn't work, please check our online help chat...if your internet doesn't work..."

"We gave every employee the latest fitness tracker wristband. It helps them keep tabs on our 35-step-per-day limit."

First Shot Discus Thrower

Bob refused to play ball. Not that it mattered – the game was rained out.

"We're adding to the 'home' and 'away' shirt ranges with our new 'alternate Tuesdays in March' option!"

'I couldn't break 100, so I bought new clubs and took lessons and now I can't break 120!'

Running Shoes: 'They should be back soon.'

'Who was the fastest runner in history?'

"I hate golf...But I Like wearing silly pants."

'There's a guy out here who wants to kill the messenger.'

'On your mark...'

'It never fails... The race gets into the final stretch and the two leaders go negative.'

'Will he be right for Saturday, Doc?'

"Why do they think we've been shitting on him all these years?"

'Cricket Catches (By D. Crambo, Junior.)'

www.hopeless-assassin.com. Hits 0.

The word going around is that the business administration graduates are hiring the engineering graduates.

Man stands in shotput circle, throwing sticks for dogs.

Quite by accident one football hater kicked the ball to the other football hater, who kicked it back again...

Olympic meeting

'That's amazing, old people deciding the fate of the Internet.'

Pole Vault Birds

'I only jog to be social.'

'He hates basketball! He hates basketball! He hates basketball...'

"Have you ever wondered why we're carbo-loading when we don't run marathons?"