Athletic Dynamos Prints

Cossack dancers

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

Engineer on the move.

Boxes marked 'In', 'Out' and 'How did this end up on my desk?'

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

GPs could be forced to switch IT systems onto new NHS digital contract

"Intern? Oh, no. He wandered in from our day care center."

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

Computer tycoon, 'It's that nerd-do-well from next door,'

The auto-update demons attack-again."

"Unfortunately your Twitter has been hacked. Fortunately it has been hacked by someone much cooler and funnier than you."

Man with Ironing burns on shirt - "How are things going at home Robert?"

"What's wrong, hon? You haven't touched my food."

"A toothbrush with a DVD player?" "Yeah, now she brushes for half an hour."

'It's hard to believe that at home, she's a mommy.'

Bebaaaaaaaop! (sheep)

'After scraping my tongue, flossing my teeth, brushing my teeth, whitening my teeth and gargling, I'm hungry all over again!'

Politically Correct Dictionaries

Now that the last child had finally left for college, Dot and Neville went through the usual 'empty nest' grieving process.

"I haven't written anything yet, but I'm looking for someone to ghostwrite my book 'how to delegate.'"

"Look, I'm really having trouble with my computer. I need it to work and I need it now...and your fancy schmancy jargon isn't helping much."

'Rabbit stew again?' ( MAGICIANS HAT ON STOVE)

Two dancers in bejeweled suits and flat caps

'I'm afraid your daughter has a severe case of texter's neck and I see some serious tweeter's thumbs developing, as well!'

"You keep telling me to back up my computer. Well, I can't back it up anymore. It's all the way back to the wall."

'Mom, how old was I when dad first hired you to do all this stuff around the house?'

'Your teacher says he finds it impossible to teach you.'