Debate Club Dynamos Prints

I have a weak case, so I thought I'd use big word balloons.

Annual run-off at the mouth.

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

Cossack dancers

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.

Shouting Fire in a Crowded Theater

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

Donald Trump

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

"Yes, Robert. Reasonable people can have different interpretations of things, but not this thing."

"Of course, that's just my opinion. If you want my professional opinion it will cost you."

'It takes great courage of conviction to know you're wrong, yet still proceed forward.'

Arrogant junior barrister

"And keep in mind that the only stupid question is the one that isn't asked. Discussion?"

'Usually when a man promises me a fish dinner, I naturally assume it will be at a nice restaurant.'

"According to national law you're innocent but national law counts less than. . ."

Got Rationality?

A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.

'For ever 'no-no' there's a legal 'yes-yes'.'

Nothing like a Strong Message for the Midterms

"Now don't do anything flashy with the money, like pay off all your student loans at once."

"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"

"I want to forewarn you—tonight's topic seems to be phallocentrism, and Jessica is in a take-no-prisoners mood."

Weapons supplies to Ukraine. . . Weapons supplies to Russia.

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

'If experience is the best teacher, why can't I get a student loan?'

'He's always looking for an argument!'

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

'They profiled me just because I'm a bank robber!'

Jeremy Corbyn

If You Can't Beat Them

"Tell the Greeks austerity is necessary to finance our campaign to explain why austerity is necessary."

"Not in my name!"

"Okay ... if the egg did come first, who laid it?"